y = 1 + Math.floor(Math.random()*10)
if (y==1)
	{document.write("Commandment #1: Get a catholic education")
	}
else
if (y==2)
	{document.write("Commandment #2: Poor is beautiful ")
	}
	else
if (y==3)
	{document.write("Commandment #3: Respect is earned ")
	}
	else
if (y==4)
	{document.write("Commandment #4: Don't tell your parents ")
	}
	else
if (y==5)
	{document.write("Commandment #5: Don't be ashamed of your adolescence")
	}
	else
if (y==6)
	{document.write("Commandment #6: If you've got if, flaunt it")
	}
	else
if (y==7)
	{document.write("Commandment #7: Love is good, but not as good as a wank")
	}
	else
if (y==8)
	{document.write("Commandment #8: Amphetamines are where it's at")
	}
	else
if (y==9)
	{document.write("Commandment #9: Never trust a crusty")
	}
	else
if (y==10)
	{document.write("Commandment #10: Taboo is a dirty word")
	}